Onions of Massive Proportions

I picked up our share from Long Meadow Farm this afternoon, and let me just say that I was completely blown away the unbelievably massive onions. When I brought them home, Jared had the exact same reaction. Actually, he was so impressed with the onions, that he wanted to catch 'em on film.

I think this picture gives a good reference point for the size of these suckers:

I mean really, aren't they enormous?

And perky?