Week 13: Name that Vegetable

It's week 13 of the CSA, and as usual, we're swimming in vegetables:

Here's the breakdown:

4 onions

1 cucumber

2 bags of mixed greens for salad

2 summer squash

1 light green squash

2 bags of potatoes

2 bunches of celery

6 big tomatoes

2 bags of little tomatoes

1 bag of bush beans

1 bunch of turnips? radishes? I don't know...

1 bunch of beet greens

and some mystery vegetables

Here's a close up of the haul:

Wait. What the???

And get this, it's not the only mystery vegetable of the week. There's this one, too:

This white thing is about a foot long and just about as phallic as a vegetable can get--no jokes required.

So. Name those veggies...